Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
jeremyllyniemi asked: Ryan Lasch or Joonas Järvinen? and Markus Seikola or Tero Koskiranta? (:
Läääääääääääs on suloinen mut Joonas saa viedä mua ihan miten lystää joten mun PelicaaniPredatorilla mennään ^^
Koskiranta because of reasons :D
Put two hockey players in my ask box and I’ll tell you who I like better.
(Source: hgm-vds, via jeremyllyniemi)
remember when mikko was so excited about the 5th goal that he fell
pelin yks parhaista hetkistä.
Show me another NHL-player who’d be like this @ Worlds. Yeah.
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Half the countries in Europe: Okay, so we've got this great idea: what if we enter a pretty young woman in a flowing dress who stands still on the stage and sings a forgettable ballad.
The other half: Okay, hit back with gay men.
Russia: GRANNIES
Reblog If You Love Your Goalie
(Source: everythingcanadian, via jeremyllyniemi)
*crying*
There was an idea to bring together a group of sexy people, so when we needed them, they could… you know.
*thud*
I would do whatever I wanted to do, with whomever I wanted to.
I bless tumblr and the awesome gif skills of people. Amazeballs.